Ask any non-camper why they don’t fancy a tent or campervan and the answer will either be something to do with the weather or it’ll be worries about needing the loo. So, given that some of the Campfire Team have a campervan with no toilet, we’ve squatted to test and spotted the best camping toilet options!
First, though, why would you even need a portable toilet? Well, this weekend’s camping gave us three examples.
- A campsite pitch too far away from the toilet block to make a night-time trip all that convenient
- Waking up too desperate for a wee to put some clothes on and dash to the toilets
- Wild camping close to a road where it wouldn’t have been possible to use a bush discreetly
- And you can add to the list a few other eventualities such as busy loos in peak season and nasty loos at festivals.
Of course, it’s always better to try to use the facilities provided because, unless you’re carrying a portable composting loo, all other options aren’t environmentally ideal. Going to the toilet in the wild requires some work – you need to be 50 metres away from water and you need to dig a hole at least 15cm deep. You must cover your doings completely with earth and must put toilet roll or wipes into your rubbish bag. You can read more about this subject in the Mountaineering Council of Scotland’s guide. If you use one of the bags we mention below, you’ll be adding to the world’s mountains of plastic waste (unless you go for a biodegradable bag…read on).
Nevertheless, in an emergency, here’s what we recommend.
Portable perhaps, but too bulky for most campers. These are for caravans, motorhomes and larger campervans without built-in toilets. Some even flush.
The bucket option
Bags for folding camping toilets
The folding toilets above all need bags. The Bog in a Bag and the Popaloo come with their own, but neither are biodegradable plastic. These, and the Disposa John bags do, however, have a sort of crystal-filled ‘nappy’ inside to soak up liquid. We think this is important because a plastic bag filled with sloshiness sounds like a disaster waiting to happen and isn’t pleasant for waste collectors. The Biobags (they come with the folding toilet above and are available separately on Ebay) ARE biodegradable, but don’t have anything to soak up liquid.
There’s nothing to stop you using any biodegradable bag, of course but you’ll want to check it for robustness.
If you’re choosing a folding toilet that needs a bag, our recommendation would be to buy biodegradable bags plus the Peebol or Travel John travel sickness bags described below. Tip the powder from the Peebol or Travel John into the bio bag and you’ve made yourself a degradable, liquid-catching loo.
Bags and portable urinals
There are some bags you can simply wee into without the need for a structure at all. Again, apart from one we’ve found, these aren’t biodegradable plastic so are only for emergencies.
The Peebol is a smallish bag with a cardboard rim designed so that women can hold it against their bodies to create a standing toilet. Men, of course, have an advantage here. It works pretty well as the powder inside immediately absorbs the liquid. There’s a knack to positioning it and to holding the cardboard so that you get a tight ‘seal’! Best done carefully over something that can catch spills, just in case.
Travel John make bags with a special plastic top to fit to the body. Very similar to the Peebol, they contain something to soak up the liquid. There are Travel Janes, Johns, Family and Adventure options but they’re all pretty much the same. They also do a travel sickness bag, which is made of strong paper (no body-fitting top), so this is a possibility to use, as it is, for weeing, but also as a source of liquid-soaking powder for use in one of the bigger toilet-top bags. See how desperate we are not to waste plastic!
Weeing for women
When a bush or tree allows for a discreet wee, we women need a little help. Many people swear by the Shewee-type devices, which allow women to wee like a man…almost. I’ve never trusted them (something to do with my much-lauded fast weeing which seems to create too much flow-rate for the plastic tube), but they work for many. Use in combination with one of the Peebols if you’re feeling you need some help with your aim.
The choices are the reusable Shewee, which also comes with an option of an extension pipe (it really does!) and even knickers with a handy hole; the one-wee cardboard Peebuddy, and the bendable Whiz Freedom.
How can you resist something described as a “urine director”. Never did like his films! Whichever you choose, get one with a storage bag or box.